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Quirrell: You won't sleep on your tummy
Voldemort: You won't sleep on your back
Both: We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
Quirrell: We share some hands and fingers
Voldemort: And yet the feeling lingers
Both: We're just about as different
As anyone can be...
Voldemort: You like plotting a garden
And I like plotting to kill
Quirrell: You think that you should rule the world
I think books are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fire is swell
Voldemort: Pushing people in is fun as well!
I like folding all my ties
Quirrell: And you have no friends
Hey, that's a surprise
Both: I guess it's plain to see
When you look at you and me
We're different Different As can be
Voldemort: You're a sissy, a twat, a girl!
I'm the darkest of lords!
Quirrell: I'm the brightest professor here
I've won several awards
Voldemort: My new world is about to unfold
Quirrell: You got beat by a two year old
Voldemort: I'll kill him this time through and through
Quirrell: Or you might just give him another tattoo
Both: You really must agree
When you look at you and me
We're different Different As can
Voldemort: I'll rise again and I'll rule the world
But you must help me renew
For when our plan succeeds
Quirrell: (Spoken) Prevails!
Voldemort: Part of that world goes to you
Quirrell: When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers...
Voldemort (Quirrell) : When I rule the world, I'll have snakes...
And goblins, and werewolves (And Jane Austin novels...)
A fleet of dementors
And giants, and thestrals
And all my Death Eaters!
Both: When I rule the world!